It's set for release on the 17th, in England, Italy, Spain and France, so until then, here's what we did..

First stop, Potters Bar..

Theo Talking Tats.

And us being cool...

Final.

Then onto Milan...

For a Segway, Mario Balotelli and some Italian ‘hiphop’.

Dutch re-touchers..

Video team arrives with an arsenal of equipment. The joy of stills.

Red Slacks.. So Money.

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THUG LIFE

Shooting

Final.

Farewell Milan…

Next stop:

Barcelona.

Where we had some friendly birds join us for breakfast.

For Bojan Krkic.

Hair.

Turning out.

And the rest.

Mini Wags.

Futbolín.

Final.

And then Sipke was alone.. Any takers?

Onto France.. To a giant indoor sports arena just south of Paris.

Where we shot a hurdler named Ladji Doucoure.

Final.

And then my camera died. But you’re probably bored by now.

If, like Oliver, you would like some more. Go to Footlocker and pick up the booklet. It’ll be worth millions in 200 years time.